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		<title>Presidente Constitucional</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 14:53:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>duncan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paralelamente a la Cumbre Iberoamericana, organizaciones de izquierda organizan un evento llamado Cumbre de los Pueblos. No pude evitar reirme con este comentario: En una crítica al modelo que impera en Chile, señalaron que &#8220;en este país, las empresas transnacionales activaron la maquinaria militar y financiera del imperio para derrocar al Presidente Constitucional Salvador Allende&#8221;, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paralelamente a la Cumbre Iberoamericana, organizaciones de izquierda <a href="http://www.emol.com/noticias/nacional/detalle/detallenoticias.asp?idnoticia=281363">organizan un evento llamado Cumbre de los Pueblos</a>.</p>

<p>No pude evitar reirme con este comentario:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>En una crítica al modelo que impera en Chile, señalaron que &#8220;en este país, las empresas transnacionales activaron la maquinaria militar y financiera del imperio para derrocar al Presidente Constitucional Salvador Allende&#8221;, dando paso a un sistema donde &#8220;los poderes fácticos y el gran capital han pasado a controlar la política, los medios de comunicación y la institucionalidad&#8221;.</p>
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<p><img src="http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/4056/fotoallendezr4.jpg" alt="Allende" /></p>

<p>Ahora ya no es presidente solamente. Sino que es necesario recalcar que es un presidente &#8220;constitucional&#8221;. Veremos que relación tuvo Allende con la Constitución:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>El diputado Orrego afirmó también que el Presidente Salvador Allende no estaba respetando el Estatuto de Garantías Democráticas que había hecho posible su elección. Este listado de derechos individuales había sido incorporado a la Constitución en 1970 como condición para que la Democracia Cristiana lo eligiera con sus votos como presidente, pues el candidato socialista sólo había obtenido el 36.2% del voto popular y, por lo tanto, el Congreso podía elegir a la primera magistratura a cualesquiera de las dos primeras mayorías relativas. Más tarde, Allende reconocería que él firmó este Estatuto sólo como una maniobra &#8220;táctica&#8221; (Regis Debray, The Chilean Revolution: Conversations with Allende, 1971).</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Luego, veamos que dijo la <a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salvador_Allende#Acusaciones_de_racismo_y_antisemitismo">cámara de diputados en esa época sobre Allende</a> y la constitución:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>El Acuerdo, aprobado por casi dos tercios de los diputados (63.3%), acusaba al gobierno del Presidente Allende de veinte violaciones concretas a la Constitución y las leyes, entre las cuales destacaban amparar grupos armados, torturar, detener personas ilegalmente, amordazar la prensa, manipular la educación, limitar la posibilidad de salir del país, confiscar la propiedad privada, formar organismos sediciosos, violar las atribuciones del Poder judicial, el Congreso y la Contraloría, y todo ello de manera sistemática y con el fin de instaurar en Chile &#8220;un sistema totalitario&#8221;, es decir, una dictadura comunista.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Aparte de salir electo gracias a un acuerdo &#8220;especial&#8221; que no respetó, y de limpiarse el trasero con ella, no hay otra relación entre el presidente Allende y la Constitución. Asi como no hay relación alguna entre la extrema izquierda Chilena, incluyendo al PC, una sección del PS, Lautaristas, gente del Frente con un Chile democrático. Cualquier comentario que ellos reciben en este sentido se confronta utilizando a Pinochet. Los crímenes del gobierno militar se han usado para canonizar a la extrema izquierda Chilena, e incluso hacer caso omiso cuando se llenan la boca hablando de democracia.</p>

<p>Estoy hasta los huevos de escuchar a incongruentes izquierdistas hablar de democracia, llevar a ese dictador a ser una figura con estatua EN LA PLAZA DE LA CONSTITUCIÓN!!, con una plaza llevando su nombre en cada ciudad Europea y llamando a sus cobardes héroes (asaltantes de bancos, y asesinos) &#8220;prisioneros políticos&#8221;, los cuales son <a href="http://www.emol.com/noticias/nacional/detalle/detallenoticias.asp?idnoticia=280907">defendidos y protegidos</a> por el cobarde gobierno que nuestro país tiene ahora, con una incongruencia ideológica sin límites.</p>

<p>Hoy hasta los textos escolares de mi país estan manipulados para convencer al mundo de que este tipo es un ejemplo. Por supuesto jamás se le va a mostrar sus violaciones a la constitución, las <a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salvador_Allende#Acusaciones_de_racismo_y_antisemitismo">acusaciones de racismo y antisemitismo que se le imputan</a>.</p>

<p>No, no me saquen a Pinochet en los comentarios, que Pinochet también me dejó hasta los huevos. Y utilizar A para defender B, lo indefendible, también.</p>
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		<title>Darl McBride interview</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:37:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>duncan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Interesting interview to the most hated man in software, the CEO and president of the litigation and former software company SCO, Darl McBride. Best quote: Then in the &#8220;excluded assets&#8221; it says, &#8220;excluding copyrights and patents.&#8221; Well, that&#8217;s the thing that never made sense. So when I first hired on (at) the company, we had [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://blog.wired.com/monkeybites/2007/09/wired-news-talk.html">Interesting interview</a> to the most hated man in software, the CEO and president of the litigation and former software company SCO, Darl McBride.</p>

<p>Best quote:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>Then in the &#8220;excluded assets&#8221; it says, &#8220;excluding copyrights and patents.&#8221; Well, that&#8217;s the thing that never made sense. So when I first hired on (at) the company, we had intellectual property attorneys look at that, and they said, &#8220;This makes no sense.&#8221; You can&#8217;t buy software without the copyright. It&#8217;s like buying a book without the words. It doesn&#8217;t make any sense at all&#8230;.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>What are millions of users doing with proprietary software? Buying licenses. Buying &#8220;some rights&#8221; (to use, for example), not the copyright. When you buy a book. It comes with the words, but you don&#8217;t get the copyright.</p>

<p>Even with free software, you get a super-combo of rights which allow you to do anything except restricting those rights to someone. But still you don&#8217;t get the copyright <img src='http://duncan.mac-vicar.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> .</p>
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		<title>Dinosaurios con humanos. Y las tortugas ninja?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 00:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>duncan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[En mi post anterior sobre como surgió la Iglesia del Monstruo de Espagueti Volador, se hace mención a las teorías creacionistas. Este video muestra un museo creacionista, financiado con 27 millones de dólares de donaciones, en el cual los dinosaurios y los humanos vivían juntos (puesto que ambos estuvieron en el arca de Noé). Estoy [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>En mi post <a href="http://duncan.mac-vicar.com/blog/archives/229#utm_source=feed&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=feed">anterior sobre como surgió la Iglesia del Monstruo de Espagueti Volador</a>, se hace mención a las teorías creacionistas.</p>

<p>Este video muestra un museo creacionista, financiado con 27 millones de dólares de donaciones, en el cual los dinosaurios y los humanos vivían juntos (puesto que ambos estuvieron en el arca de Noé).</p>

<p>Estoy de acuerdo con que se hagan museos de cualquier temática. Pero ahora entiendo por que hay gente que se opone a que fanáticos coloquen estas ideas en los curriculums de ciencias. Con lo de los dinosaurios me espanté. Y esta locura tiene el apoyo de la administración actual para ser incluida en biología!</p>

<p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V0Pi1TqCbDk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V0Pi1TqCbDk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p>
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		<title>Parsing German</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 21:42:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>duncan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[German Parsing Contest. Contract says: Eine ördentliche Kündigung ist spätestens am dritten Wektag eines Kanedermonats zum Ablauf der übernäachten Monats zulässig. Die kündigungfrist für den Vermieter verlängert sich nach fünf und acht Jahren seit Überlassung Wohnraums um jeweils drei Monate. You ask lot of german people, and some non-native speakers. &#8220;If I tell the owner [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>German Parsing Contest. Contract says:</p>

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  <p>Eine ördentliche Kündigung ist spätestens am dritten Wektag eines Kanedermonats zum Ablauf der übernäachten Monats zulässig. Die kündigungfrist für den Vermieter verlängert sich nach fünf und acht Jahren seit Überlassung Wohnraums um jeweils drei Monate.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>You ask lot of german people, and some non-native speakers.
&#8220;If I tell the owner of my flat this or next week I am leaving, which months do I still need to pay&#8221;.
( inclusive ) (If I don&#8217;t find a &#8220;nachmieter&#8221; )</p>

<ul>
<li>German non-native speaker: May</li>
<li>German 1: May</li>
<li>German language teacher (non-german): April</li>
<li>German 2: May</li>
<li>German 3: June</li>
<li>German Lawyer: June</li>
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		<title>Score:5, Funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:55:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>duncan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Amazing video edits</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Feb 2007 00:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>duncan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Robocop vs Neo. There is also a gold version but I haven&#8217;t checked the differences yet. Robocop vs Terminator. Robocop vs Terminator episode 2.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lGG8BKYqiiw"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lGG8BKYqiiw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p>

<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGG8BKYqiiw">Robocop vs Neo</a>.</p>

<p>There is also a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFou895WluU">gold version</a> but I haven&#8217;t checked the differences yet.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86ltDTU1R8A">Robocop vs Terminator</a>.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_sSsJBFvR0">Robocop vs Terminator episode 2</a>.</p>
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		<title>LISTEN I HAVE MY RIGHTS!!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 21:01:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>duncan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Participating in a opensource community has lot of advantages, you get to know really cool people. You learn lot of new things&#8230; but also strange anecdotes happen. Some time ago I was talking with Will, and we both remembered one of the most funniest (now) things ever happened in #kopete irc channel. We laughed a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Participating in a opensource community has lot of advantages, you get to know really cool people. You learn lot of new things&#8230; but also strange anecdotes happen.</p>

<p>Some time ago I was talking with Will, and we both remembered one of the most funniest (now) things ever happened in #kopete irc channel. We laughed a lot, until Will told me. &#8220;I still have those logs somewhere&#8221;. I said &#8220;Really! I think it is time to blog them.</p>

<p>April 3, probably 2003 or 2004. I was in Chile by then. It was sleeping time for Europa. In the channel you can see Sean Egan, GAIM&#8217;s lead developer, and myself. Until&#8230;.</p>

<p>The following takes place between 5 am and 6 am&#8230; Events ocur in real time.</p>

<p><span id="more-140"></span></p>

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--&gt; Lazlo ([HOST REMOVED].edu) has joined #kopete
&lt;Lazlo&gt; uhh, hi all heh.  I have a strange request.   is that Sean Egan
from New York  (sorry kinda new to irc)
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; hm?
&lt;Lazlo&gt; hello ?
&lt;Lazlo&gt; oh heh
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; Um, yeah.  I'm from New York
&lt;Lazlo&gt; uh, hi -- I searched on google and it said a 'Sean Egan' was in
this chat room.   Do you know where Valley STream is?  
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; Yeah, that's where I live on Long Island
&lt;Lazlo&gt; ehh, what's the zip code heh (sorry for these odd questions I have
to protect an identity here, kinda iffy)?
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; hehe, um, it's [ZIP CODE REMOVED].  Who are you?
&lt;Lazlo&gt; uh, Are you at [ADDRESS REMOVED]?
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; ok.  Who are you?
&lt;Lazlo&gt; can anyone here tell me if this is really Sean Egan?
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; they're probably all asleep.  This is a very European channel.
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; being KDE and all <img src='http://duncan.mac-vicar.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> 
&lt;Lazlo&gt; uhh, hi all heh.  I have a strange request.   is that Sean Egan
from New York  (sorry  
&lt;Lazlo&gt; um, what's KDE? I don't use computers mujch
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; It's alright.  Why do you know m address?
&lt;Lazlo&gt; whatever man -- look, are you really Sean Egan?
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; Yeah.
&lt;Lazlo&gt; um, I think I may have found your wallet near a truck stop
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; really?!
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; haha!
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; I lost my wallet yesterda
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; y
&lt;Lazlo&gt; phew! hah, man i wasn't sure if I could find you heh
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; well, you do have my address <img src='http://duncan.mac-vicar.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> 
&lt;Lazlo&gt; heh, true but i'm in west virginia.  you're credit card is [CREDIT
CARD REMOVED], right?
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; ,,,
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; Um, I'll take your word for it...
&lt;Lazlo&gt; ?? heh, maybe I should buy some stuff haha
* SeanEgan hopes you're joking.
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; Ok.  The address you have is my Long Island address, but I'm up
at school in Binghamton
&lt;Lazlo&gt; um, i can rent a car with the credit card and drive to drop it off
if you like?
&lt;Lazlo&gt; by the way, who's the hot girl in the picture <img src='http://duncan.mac-vicar.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  heh
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; Dude, that's my sister.
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; Listen, just mail the wallet to me.  I'll PM you my address.
&lt;Lazlo&gt; man just calm down -- i'm trying to help here i didn't know
&lt;Lazlo&gt; what about the cost to send it?!?
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; no, it's alright.  I'm going to PM you my address, and you can
mail it to me?
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; Um... I don't know.  Maybe $2?
&lt;Lazlo&gt; $2?!?  i think more than that man
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; If you want, I should have some cash in there, you can pay with
my money.
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; But I need my id and my credit cards and stuff.
&lt;Lazlo&gt; look i took the time to search your name and stuff
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; yeah, pay for postage with my own money, I don't care
&lt;Lazlo&gt; i'm not even talking about postage man -- I'll use the card to buy
stuff I think is right, seriously.  you owe me big time
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; you want a reward?
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; How much cash do I have in there?  $30?
&lt;duncanmv&gt; oh, Americans
&lt;Lazlo&gt; whatever dude -- you don't get it! How much do you have on your
card, can i buy some stuff?
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; No, you can't
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; Are you serious?
* duncanmv doesn't find it a funny joke
&lt;Lazlo&gt; why wouldl i joke?! look, i'll just buy some stuff or you won't
get your wallet
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; Lazlo: I just called my bank and they've cancelled the credit
card.
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; I'll let you keep all the cash I have in there as a reward, but
if you would please return it to the address I PMed you, I would really
appreciate it.
&lt;Lazlo&gt; ??!?!?
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; And so would the Occidental University Police, if you catch my
drift.
&lt;Lazlo&gt; now you WONT GET YOUR FRIGGIN WALLET
&lt;Lazlo&gt; uHGHGHG
&lt;duncanmv&gt; ok, just call his college tomorrow
&lt;duncanmv&gt; and tell them [NAME REMOVED] has your wallet
&lt;duncanmv&gt; tell them the ip and time log
&lt;duncanmv&gt; and tell them you offered him even a reward
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; Lazlo: Let's not make a big deal out of it.  Keep the cash, and
mail the wallet to that address, ok?
&lt;Lazlo&gt; what the f*XCKC    wahta kinda platce is this??!?  stay out of
this duncanmv.    dude don't you DARE TELL MY schools 
&lt;Lazlo&gt; SeanEgan: NO!  crap there's only $24 dollars in the WALLET man
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; Listen, that wallet has my drivers license in it, it has my
social security card, it has my school id... I really need that.
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; You can keep the $24, just mail it back to me, please.
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; What do you think is a fair reward?
&lt;Lazlo&gt; F*CUI@  NO!!! look, i could have sold your stuff already but i
didn't.  social security cards are expensive
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; Listen, how much do you want from me?
&lt;duncanmv&gt; I could have sold your social security card? wtf? gansters?
&lt;Lazlo&gt; LISTEN! I'm talking a few hundred dude -- and some stuff.
&lt;Lazlo&gt; all i know is the people on the internet always look for this
identify stuff
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; It's not worth a few hundred to me.  I can just get the ID
reissued for a hundred.
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; at most
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; OK, and you just told me that you're selling my social security
number, so I can get new one and make sure it's worthless.
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; I'll offer you $100.
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; final offer.
&lt;Lazlo&gt; F@#@!  FINE dude, whatever -- how will you send me the money then?
i definitely WONT send it until the money gets here.  i'm no fool buddy
&lt;duncanmv&gt; ok
&lt;duncanmv&gt; I logged into [UNIVERSITY NAME REMOVED], and got all his data
&lt;duncanmv&gt; <img src='http://duncan.mac-vicar.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> 
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; My ATM pin is [PIN REMOVED].  That's the Citibank one.  If you
withdraw anymore than $100, I report you to the police and they'll have your
picture and everything and you'll go to jail, do you understand me?
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; Also, I'm changing the PIN FIRST THING tomorrow, so you have to
act on that quick.
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; deal?
&lt;Lazlo&gt; This is some world of shit dudes!  i try to help and all you do is
threaten police call!!@@  LISTEN I HAVE MY RIGHTS
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; Lazlo: You have no clue how deep trouble you're in right now.
&lt;duncanmv&gt; your rights is stealing Sean's money? come on
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; 10 people have this conversation logged; we have all your
personal data; you really are in no position to talk about your rights.
&lt;Lazlo&gt; WHATEVER This is the LAST time i try to help some looser out who
can't keep his wallet.  Where's your gratitude man?   
&lt;SeanEgan&gt; Ok.  Take $100. Send me my wallet.
&lt;Lazlo&gt; f&#038;%@ fine. you're lucky.
&lt;-- Lazlo has quit ("leaving")
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<p>I never knew what happened with Sean&#8217;s wallet. So today I emailed him and asked. This is the happy end of the story:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>Ha! I didn&#8217;t think anyone remembered that! That guy was nuts. I was
  able to reason with him, though. It turned out I was able to promise
  him a feature request in Gaim and that sufficed for him. He sent the
  wallet back, and I never found any weird fraudulent charges on any of
  my cards <img src='http://duncan.mac-vicar.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
  
  <p>My guess is that he wasn&#8217;t any older than 16.</p>
  
  <p>Just remember, every time a Gaim user sends someone a file by dragging
  it into a conversation window, it&#8217;s because I lost my wallet.</p>
  
  <p>-s.</p>
</blockquote>
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